Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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