whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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