have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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