belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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