I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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