Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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