ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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