I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize