I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
