Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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