Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My bed smells like the plague
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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