we have officially lost it.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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