the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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