I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dicks are not precious.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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