No awkward lesbian experiences without me
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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