well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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