grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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