I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Me too!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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