I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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