Where did you get a picture of my penis
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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