On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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