I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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