You're so nebulous sometimes
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
Randomize
