That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i think my mom watched the whole time
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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