the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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