her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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