Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
His nipple licking is glorious
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