question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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