Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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