so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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