all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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