Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
