So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You've changed since you got that strap on
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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