I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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