I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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