One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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