How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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