This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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