Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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