But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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