Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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