Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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