I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just had sex bonerless
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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