Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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