from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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