Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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