Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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