I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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