Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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