Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
false alarm. still invincible.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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