Dual....:-)
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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