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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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