Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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