scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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