I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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